Tuesday, June 20, 2006

 

BBQ Buzz Needs Your Help!

Dear friends of the BBQB,

I am overwhelmed at the response I have recieved from you, the hockey community. But today, I come to you in a time of need. Since this site's inception, I have always believed that the information I receive should be shared free of charge. I have done my best to maintain this site on the salary of a bbq salesman, but the cost of maintenance is proving to be a little more than I can handle on my own.

Which is why I turn to you.

I have decided to create a new section to my site: 'The BBQ Buzz Brigade.' Or, as it shall be known, The BBQBB. By joining the BBQBB, you will recieve information found nowhere else on the internet. Up to the minute insider info on player transactions, spicy rumors, as well as bbq preferences.

For example: A little birdy whispered in my ear that Roberto Luongo prefers the even-heat cooking that a stainless steel grill provides. He will also be shipped to a Western Conference club for players and picks (bbq2).

Want more just like that? Join the BBQBB! I really think it will be beneficial for me and for you.
All I ask for in return for more juicy rumors than you can wrap your head around is $29.95/month, or a one-time, life-time donation of $495.95.

Join today!

Comments:
Holy Crap you cannot be serious
 
Send me $495.95 and find out!
 
Running a blog is free you dumb shit
 
Not when you've got insider info like I do...
 
What the hell does that have to do with running a blog...your "insider information" doesn't cost you a damn thing...dumb shit
 
Absolutely outstanding. I really, really wish I'd thought of this.
 
Brian - Unlike you, I may be a dumb shit, but I have had over 100 people subscribe today alone. Over half of which bought the lifetime subscription. Do the math....
 
Yeah I knew they would, and like I wrote in my blog, that's the sad part.

I guess I'll just call you an evil genius (sp?)

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